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Christian Vieri: Legend?
By: Al |I don’t know too many players that have made it to as many shit lists as Christian Vieri has. Actually, I do, but that’s not the point.
Vieri came to Atlético Madrid from Juventus in 1997 along with Juninho Paulista to cash in on some Champions League success have a crack at La Liga football, and [...]
I’m Unofficially Changing The Name Of The Club
By: Al |To Atlético Headache.
Get it? Because they lose games that they’re not supposed to lose and win games that they wouldn’t be expected to, therefore inflicting major cephalalgia to the supporters. I like it better. I think I may use it until it won’t be necessary to buy any more Advil.
Yesterday they played good football like [...]
Video: Shredded To Pieces
By: Al |That wasn’t just a defeat, they turned us into picadillo.
Our second worst away loss this season doesn’t even deserve a review. We’re in 7th place and 6 points from 4th.
Watch at your own risk.
Atlético 3 – Numancia 0
By: Al |The downside of supporting a smaller club – well, more like a “not as big as Barca or Madrid” – is the fact that it’s sometimes tough to catch a good stream for games against more obscure teams. If you come from my generation, you’ll be familiar with the “glitch” seen in the picture here. [...]
4th Place, Who Wants It?
By: Al |Screw the title race. Barcelona is 6 points clear and Real Madrid is hot on their tail. Yawn. The only fun there is seeing which of the two will lose first. No thanks. You glory hunters have fun with that…
How about we move down the table a little and focus on something much more exciting: [...]
April Fools Came Too Late
By: Al |Because we just got scored on 4 times by Osasuna, the 16th place team in La Liga. The guys at Gol TV are really good at making CGI footie matches because it almost looked real, aside from the fact that Atletico lost the match 2-4 to Osasuna, which isn’t realistic at all.
Oh, who am I [...]
Quentin Tarantino Speaks About Leo Franco Resemblance
By: Al |In an exclusive interview with Atlético Madrid Offside, Quentin Tarantino spills the beans: why does he look so much like Leo Franco? Why does he love to use hand motions just like Leo Franco? Are they brothers that were separated at birth? He was kind enough to give us a moment from his very busy [...]






