

Rumors
Atlético 2 – Almeria 2: Yeah we Stink
By: Al |A draw against Almeria.
W. T. F.
I’ll summarize it in three words: our defense blows. It’s shite. Bollocks. We have no proper right back (my 5 year old nephew could have schooled Perea) and it was an absolute disaster seeing the Almeria players, who I’m totally not discrediting, outdo and run around Juanito and Pablo. A [...]
Luis Jiménez to Atlético?
By: Al |Finally, a reference to Inter in this blog that doesn’t have to do with Moratti thirsting for Aguero’s Argentine blood.
As Inter are looking to offload some players and Mourinho even admitted to having too many players, the media reports that Luis Jimenez is being offered to Atlético for a loan move lasting until the [...]
No Agüero for you, Man City. k thx bai
By: Al |A little boy in Madrid writes:
Dear Abu Dhabi United Group,
While checking my daily Google News feed of “sergio aguero” and “atletico madrid” I ran into a bunch of articles about your interest in our star striker and how you want to purchase him to play for Manchester City.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Now, no disrespect to you or Manchester [...]
Will Maradona Try to Lure Agüero Into Joining Inter?
By: Al |As Inter Milan make progress to find more talent to form Inter Argentina CF, they are considering signing legend/cocaine fiend Diego Maradona as a talent scout in South America. Sources claim he wants to work with the goofy-haired Inter owner Massimo Moratti and will encourage prospective signings to choose Inter.
And what’s the press’ take on [...]






