No Agüero for you, Man City. k thx bai

While checking my daily Google News feed of “sergio aguero” and “atletico madrid” I ran into a bunch of articles about your interest in our star striker and how you want to purchase him to play for Manchester City.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Now, no disrespect to you or Manchester City, but please leave us and our players out of your silly plans because our striker is happy here.

Money can’t buy happiness. Agüero is at a Champions League club getting more than enough playing time to grow as one of the world’s best. The only differences between playing here and at Manchester City are that at Man City, Agüero will be playing in the UEFA Cup and will be making more dough.

No disrespect to Man City. They deserve all the success in the world, but you’re not quite there yet. Every player you’ve thrown an offer to has laughed and passed it off (except Robinho of course). Once you develop into a club of champions, then we’ll talk. You CAN buy your way through success if you get lucky and do everything right, but good luck snatching a player loyal to his club.

Before purchasing your Winning XI, try to learn more about the sport by learning about it and understanding the history. Hell, talking to Mark Hughes and having him lead all transfer decisions is the best idea. Also consider books. The cunning linguistics of Frank Lampard’s “Totally Frank” will astound you.

For now, leave Agüero out of this.

Sincerely,

A little boy from Madrid